5 Satiric Reasons for a Geekish Male Chauvinistic Pig to love gadgets rather than Women(Or Men)

5. Gadgets aren’t jealous of other gadgets you’re in love with
4. It doesn’t take a gadget 3 years to give you a “more than a friend” status.
3. When gadgets are feeling low, they either shut or give a “low” indication
2. There are so many of them, and they’re all so beautiful…
1. They come with an instruction manual