No, I don't like being photographed

Oh my god! It's on me! Damn, what do I do! Is anyone looking? There, they must be laughing at me inside. Aw man, how did I get myself into this... Okay, now that I'm in it, let me salvage some esteem.

Just be normal. Appear normal. They should feel that you are normal. You should look normal. Don't you get it yet, you imbecile! NORMAL! Look, he's about to do it. Gather your nerves now. Close your lips. You don't look good with teeth showing. Look to the right, idiot. You have a prominent left profile. Lift the eyebrows a bit. Yes, there... Now take the right foot a little to the...

> Click! <

What? He took it? NOOOOOO! I wasn’t normal yet!