Weird, very weird
Weirdo 1:
zakhm to gavaraa the par
namak lagana mashare ki fitrat jaan aati hai
itni sookhi chotein hai shareer pe ab toh
ki jild bhi hamari zarah-baqtar hui jaati hai
Weirdo 2:
zakhm sirf tumne nahin uthaaye,
ye aadmi ki fidrat mein hain
jab nahin dikhte hain badan par
to aadmi laga leta hai dhoond kar
Weirdo 1 comes back:
mana ki zakhmon se bhi ho jati hai mohabbat insaan ko
itna toh ilm-e-fitrat hai khud se khud par
zakhm uthana jism tak to waajib hai yaar mere
bigadta tab tak nahi jab tak zakhm lagte nahin rooh par
Weirdo 2's final salvo:
kamaal ki shayari karte hain aap!
hunar milta nahi hai har kisi ko yeh,
shabdon ke husn ka banta hai sirf rooh ke zakhmon se hisaab
Weirdo 1 finishes the game with a six over mid-on:
Yeh to aapki nazar-e-inayat hai,
nacheez ke zakhmon ki marham bann kaam aati hai,
warna duniya toh chot khayi mehfil hai,
jo ab bagair rooh-e-ehsaas ke kaam chalati hai
Weirdo 1 wins by an extra zakhm. Actually, match disqualified. Both weirdos lose.











